Do you feel it? Your windpipe beginning to collapse in on itself? The all too familiar feeling of anaphylactic shock? Yes, as the holidays come hurling towards us make life easier on yourself and follow this simple gift guide to make sure your loved ones want for nothing.
The most cherished gifts are the ones that will be passed down from generation to generation. A gift ensuring the legacy of familial piety is sure to last a lifetime not only in the hearts of your progeny, but in their living rooms as well. With this $830.00 Hermes ash tray elevate addiction to ornate heights. Combine Ernest Hemingway's tortured soul and the interior of the Palace of Versailles. Send the message, don't just smoke, SMOKE.
Hi Friends, as the spirit of the holidays catapults itself upon us, I can't help but get into the spirit of WANTING THINGS!!! So, if the spirit should shove you in this direction, I've been desperately looking for a new boomerang and I found the perfect one! And it JUST makes what is probably your $600 spending limit, for one person, on a gift.
Hiyeeeee!!!! You remember how much I love horseback riding right? Getting my xmas wish list together and I just really think this one suits me. It JUST makes our $21,000 spending limit.
Remember how much the wood from a pencil would irritate your fingers as you hand wrote your five paragraph essay? Well, erase that history from your mind by writing over it with a pencil encased in genuine goatskin. With this $95 Hermes leather bound pencil the stories practically write themselves, and the pictures virtually illustrate themselves. ****WARNING****pictures may depict graphic violence towards the goats slaughtered for the encasing of these pencils. ****DISCLAIMER****Despite the price and the peppery language, please note that the pencil does neither write nor draw on its own.
This $1,850.00 Hermes baseball bat is made from omnipresent ash wood, the screams of goat hide, and stitched with the gold flesh of cherubs. I bought this for my husband who is a professional baseball player and he hit me over the head with it. I didn't understand what the big deal was, it's not like I charged it. I used our hard earned money.
